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Best Pick Up Lines
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Guys have spent ages perfecting their one liners, enduring slaps, and drinks in the face. Here are the best pick up lines you can use up in da club to get that coveted phone number. Post your best pickup line to see which becomes the King of the Wall.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I wanna bag you like some groceries
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away

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